who am i?
am i cle?
am i cledre?
am i azizo?
am i clement?
am i aboki?
Or am i Ama Serwaa’s Son? am i the son of Big Ayee? the brother of Kwadwo berry? the brother of Joyce? or Eugene’s favorite buddy? or Armani’s ProEvolutionSoccer and Fifa video game player? or even OneCedi’s body body? or Frankspell’s guy? or the guy Jojo likes to watch his snap stories? or the P.R.O of #POPMGang?
Araba’s favorite side nigga? or the dude Ancilla is secretly admiring? or maybe the guy Hayat is seriously crushing? or the dude Mansa once loved? or the dude Narkita ignored his proposal? or the dude Nana Agyeman is always stalking on twitter?
Fii’s friend? or just the dude who took a selfie with Newton on January 2nd 2016 at the mall? or Tha’s favorite betweener? Misty’s low key role model? or the dude who think Apau and Kaay’s beard looks cool? or Dave’s xxx video suppler? who am i?
Or am i just Benson’s neighbor? Martin’s friend who still remembers the groundnut soup his sister prepared the last time? or Obed’s man, who helped him set up his twitter account? or Wilson’s seasonal friend? or Edem’s buddy from another country who still can’t speak twi?
Or am i Selasie’s friend who is still trying to convince him to hook me up with his wife’s sister? or Ben’s buddy who convinced him to stay in class when Swanzzy was blabbing in class? or Eric’s guy? or Jackie, the policewoman who got my back in case the law bust me? or Asare’s guy? or Danny’s, likes to call himself Tintin the dude always spitting nonfa friend?
Thinking about it, i don’t know who i am 😦
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