The Kenkey seller’s daughter

There’s this chick in my hood i’ve been eyeing for a while now, she’s a brown skin girl, with an afro, she has that kinda hour glass kinda body shape, very very attractive..

She’s the reason why I always sit in front on my house, hoping to catch a glimpse of her as she walk pass by when she’s on an errand or something…

You see the way a cat walks? Ebi so naaa the chick dey walk, check like she’s on the runway, she walks without touching the ground, like she’s floating or gliding through mid-air charle

Anytime I see her walk pass by, I go like, Oh lord ah wanna go down go down, lemme see that waistline go round go round…

she got the realest bumpah in dis town, cos I see the way she move it up and down, eeiisshh and the size and the shape awwwww

That way she whine and jiggle up her waist…eeeiisshhh that bumpah is too real…It’s dangerous

I’ve been meaning to talk to her or even say hi k3k3, but opana my muff die ruff, be like padlock dey my muff top…

Last time bi di3 I gather vim say I go bell am, she come walk pass by, I no no what happened, I froze, I couldn’t even open my mouth to call her mpo, yawa oooh

Her mother is the kenkey seller, she owns the famous kenkey house in my hood, during the evenings she helps her mom in selling some kenkey after school…

Sake of this I dey buy kenkey more times charle, even if I’m lot hungry, still I dey force go buy kenkey, sake of I wan see am k3k3, call it obsession? Naa i’m in love fam

One evening bi di3 I sh3da go buy kenkey, she was wearing some nice skirt and top bi, I complimented her, she said “thank you” and smiled! Heerrrhhh first time she had talked to me, I was really happy, the kenkey sef I no chop, I take give my hungry friend bi, I was too excited to even eat lol

Another time I went to buy kenkey and I asked for more pepper, she flow me say, “the pepper is ok, too much pepper will reward me with running stomach the next day”…hahaha that evening laugh saaa I even told her to keep the change hahaha

From our last two encounter, she was familiar with my face, so she smiles anytime she sees me, that was the signal I was looking for

My next aim was to get her phone number, I didn’t want to ask her directly, she might get the wrong impression

I had to plan well to get that number, I can’t toast a girl but i am a smart guy, guess what I did lol

I showed up to her place with a 50 Ghana cedis note, at night around 10:15pm to buy kenkey, fortunately she was around, and there was some kenkey left

I asked her to give me kenkey 3 cedis and fish 3 cedis, after she was done serving me, I gave her the 50 cedis…and she was like “bra me pa wo ky3w ne nni nsesa” and I was like, “oh saa” pretending to be surprised lol

So I asked her if I should go home hungry simple because she couldn’t get me change? She said “no”, looking sad…

Then finally, she told me to come for the change the next day, and I was like ” ah what if I come and you not around?” But she insisted she’ll be around…but I told her I wasn’t convinced

Then she told me to take her phone number, anytime I wanna come for my change, I should call her she’ll meet me with it

Hahahahahaha……… trap no akyi beela, ………… trap no akyi beela


story by: @AbokiCleDre (follow me on twitter)

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